It Seemed Like A Bad Idea At The Time: Grab Bag 2: Really I Just Didn't Want To Have To Think Up More Lists

Recently, iTunes spat "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" at me. The internet has so many ways of making me feel old.
Reading about LulzSec's shafting of HBGary is made much more satisfying when one is also listening to the Imperial March.
Idea for a movie aimed at middle school-aged insects: Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants.
I was in an adult shop the other day and saw that they had an inflatable sheep that made noises when, uh, prompted. How have we as a species existed so long without this?
If a frat guy suffers rectal damage, does he get an anal brolapse?
Regardless of whether the computer game I'm playing requires it, my left hand always ends up over the WASD keys.
Can I be your Komodo dragon of love? Large, sluggish, a bit smelly, and filled with toxic bacteria?
I feel like it might be an entertaining diversion to bullshit up an article of arrant nonsense about how the egalitarian ideals promulgated in the formation of the United States could have happened nowhere else, because the English language lacks specific formal and informal forms of address. Then pass the article to Conservapedia and WorldNetDaily and all the other 'Murikan exceptionalist mouthpieces and see how many run with it.

It Seemed Like A Bad Idea At The Time