Assorted Thoughts 18: Oh Gods I Have To Think Of A Title Edition

• The only proper way to listen to Coast to Coast AM is while driving on a deserted rural highway on a very dark night.
• I don't know about you, but I'm distinctly leery of the concept of buying condoms in a "Value Pack."
• My burgeoning social conscience is making it increasingly difficult to listen to ads on AM radio.
• How you know you're running with a nerd posse: they pour one out all right, but use Mountain Dew instead of a 40.
• If ever asked why I have Jehovah's Witness pamphlets in my car, I plan to point out that you never know when you'll need some kindling.
• Just south of Eugene, Oregon, there is a billboard advertising the National Museum of Naval Aviation.  That museum is in Pensacola, Florida.  I don't know why that's being advertised almost as far as you can get from the museum and still be in the continental United States.
• The worst part about very late nights is the sunlight mocking you as you try to get to sleep.
• Screaming "MURDER MURDER MURDER" is a good battle cry for a remarkable variety of games.
• Does anyone ever really want an honest answer when they ask the question "What's the worst that can happen?"
• There are few things more embarrassing than having to ragequit casual games.