Internet Brotherhood Week

I felt moved to create my own version of Tom Lehrer's song "National Brotherhood Week" to better reflect the conditions commonly found in my natural habitat, the internet.

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Oh, the Win folks hate the Mac folks,
And the Mac folks hate the Win folks.
To hate all but your own folks
Is an old established rule.

But during Internet Brotherhood Week, Internet Brotherhood Week,
YouTube and Liveleak are dancing cheek to cheek.
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise,
As long as you don't ever let 'em type.

Oh, the pedos hate the furries,
And the furries hate the pedos.
All of my pervs hate all of your pervs,
It's as normal as hentai.

But during Internet Brotherhood Week, Internet Brotherhood Week,
HuffPo loves the Freepers 'cause it's very chic.
Step up and like the post
Of someone you'd rather roast.
You can tolerate him if you try.

Oh, Digg hates Reddit,
And Reddit hates Digg,
And the Goons hate the /b/tards,
And everybody hates Ebaums.

But during Internet Brotherhood Week, Internet Brotherhood Week,
It's Internet Don't-flame-one-another-hood Week.
Be nice to people who
Use different browsers than you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!