Assorted Thoughts 13: Yep, Still On A Roll

• It's remarkable how PETA can make any worthy cause seem terrible.  There's an ad on the radio in Eureka referring to why you should bring your pets inside when it's cold.  That's fine.  What's not okay is the bit about "OR THEY WILL GET FROSTBITE AND DIE."  PETA, you really need to learn how to frame a message.

• Resolution: I will try to cut back on circumcision jokes.

• I will pay a slight price premium to obtain Febreze as opposed to other air fresheners, simply because I can say "I Febreezed the shit out of [object/room]."  Can't really make Glade into a verb that easily.

• Given that I work on boats, I don't know if my fascination with disasters at sea is very healthy.

• My life is one long game of Katamari Insecurity.

• The contents of my internal monologue described in run-on sentence form: "Dear gods my eyes are bleeding the walls are melting why did I take so much acid."

• I would watch a television show called "Teatime With Harrison Ford."
• This is slightly shorter than usual.  Bite me.  I don't do requests.