Assorted Thoughts 22: Getting My Shit Together (Maybe) Edition

• Humans suffer from anaphylactic shock.  Perhaps a lich would suffer from anaphylacteric shock.
• What we need is a Konami code to revert the internet to 1997-style.
• It's really hard to picture Elton John as a top.  Just saying.
• As you may know, I recently drove across the country.  One observation was how flat the Midwest is.  While I slept, my friend who was taking a shift at the wheel likened the experience of crossing the straight, flat roads of Texas to being on Halo.  If given the choice, I would rather fight the Covenant with my bare hands than drive through Texas.  I hate that place.
• A notation verbatim from my little notebook full of directions and random thoughts:
• Mariachi – WITH BAGPIPES
• I'd like to see someone carrying a "Will Romance for Sex" sign. 
• When walking around San Francisco's Chinatown, it's probably unwise to assume all drugstores are fronts for opium dens.
• Walking into a store and demanding Pocky because "it's all Asian, right?" is also a poor life choice.
• Raisins: the original date rape.
• Note to self: have actual sex to the funky '70s porno music at some point in life.  Perhaps grow mustache for occasion? – editor