Assorted Thoughts 39: Upon Further Reflection, It's Probably Really My Fault Edition

• Idea for a horror movie: Dracula, Ph.D.
• Things I have said: "Hookers are not tauntauns!  You cannot hollow out a hooker and use them as shelter from the cold!"  In context… no, still not really a sane thing to say.
• Has anyone ever seen Jeffrey Dahmer and the Cookie Monster in the same room together?  Just something to think about, I guess.
• I'm starting to work with ArcGIS for a class and it is, to quote myself, "a big pile of lots of things." I was struck by the fact you can bookmark favorite help topics. Perhaps it's my background of never reading manuals and tinkering until things work, but maybe if you have to look it up so often you should just REMEMBER THE DAMN THING AFTER THE FIRST COUPLE TIMES. 
• Is the damage from an undersea earthquake near the Grand Banks classified as being due to an act of cod? 
• Field hockey is apparently the blondest sport ever, to judge from my university's team.
• I suspect there is a market for a Swiss Army vibrator.  However, I also suspect Victorinox and the Swiss Army itself might have a thousand few cease and desist orders lying around just looking for an excuse.
• The word "killdozer" really needs to be used as a verb more often.