Grab Bag 3: I Forgot This Needed A Title Before Posting And Didn't Notice for Two Weeks

• Nerds in movies never get good quips, because they're seldom brutally murdering security guards.  However, they have been known to hack the internet, so next time you're out hacking the internet as part of some nefarious plot, here's a quip for you to use: "QWERTY THIS, MOTHERFUCKER."
• "Mountain dew" is a term used for moonshine.  However, when I hear a bluegrass song extolling the virtues of mountain dew, I'm afraid I have rather different mental images.  ZERG RUSH KEKEKE.
• Really, at this point I should probably just rename this blog "Mountain Dew Appreciation Station - Now With Occasional Jokes!"
• Old people dancing: it's all fun and games until someone breaks a hip.

Games that sound much more fun than they actually are:

• Taser tag
• Bowling with nitroglycerin-filled pins
• Rabid lion taming
• Kindergarten boxing
• ICBM darts
• Dance Dance Elocution

My New Year's resolution list, in its entirety:

• Try not to die.