Grab Bag 1: Wherein I Desperately Attempt To Generate Enough Content For A Post

• I feel like Morgan Freeman should do more public service announcements.  I'm definitely more aware of colorectal cancer thanks to the one on the radio here.

• I want to start a gentleman's club staffed by Bangkok ladyboys and call it the Ack-Bar.  "It's a trap!" will be the slogan.

• You know you need a shave when you walk into your supervisor's office and they ask if you just got off a boat.

• I think that I'd rather get a phone call ordering me to drop everything and go to work during sex than during the seventh inning of a baseball game.  At least with the sex, you get to feel like James Bond.  With a ballgame, you just miss the end of the game.

• I'm a great believer in the power of better living through righteous fury.

• Toys that should never be made:

• G.I. Mujoehideen
• Medical Curiosity Barbie
• My First Hatchet Murder Playset
• Grow Your Own Teratoma
• Can O' Fissionable Fun
• Model Rocketry Lawn Darts