Assorted Thoughts 12: It's Easier Than Writing Something Cohesive

• The best possible food would be delicious, nutritious, and expeditious.  That's not so funny on it's own.  I just like the rhyme.

• Watching an illegal stream of TSN's broadcast of an NHL playoff game, the ads right before the second intermission were, in order, for makeup, a Hot Pockets analog, a Canadian political ad, child diapers, car racing, and the NHL Playoffs.  Finally, "This second intermission is brought to you by: Mr. Lube!"  Oh, Canada.
• I'll be honest.  I don't hate hipsters like everyone else does.  I actually think they're pretty funny.  It's not like I see many of them, but I'm really amused at how un-ironically they're their own stereotype.  It's not like they're doing or advocating anything actively detrimental to society, like the teen-angst libertarians/anarchists/Communists do.  I'm fine with them being hipsters, because if nothing else, I have something to laugh at.  I wish there were more things like them in this world.
• The best possible reason to buy a cereal: it's capable of sending a moose into a diabetic coma.
• One of the more worrisome sights you might find on a freeway: a beat-up car with license plates reading CHTCEVL.
• Relatedly, I'd be in favor of a senator with LWFLEVL plates.
• Most hilariously ironic, yet unintentional, purchase I've ever made: one toothbrush, one travel-sized tube of toothpaste, ten packages of Peeps.  In my defense, all of that had a legitimate purpose.
• Thoughts that come to me while in line for gas: THESE ARE DELICIOUS HYDROCARBONS YOU MUST EAT THEM
• I'm becoming increasingly convinced that there is a spawn point for semi trailers somewhere in the redwoods on Highway 101 between Eureka and Crescent City.
• I wish there were more agnostic Christians.  I have assume they believe in Schrödinger's Jesus.  He's both alive and dead!
• I live in fear of making the automated "Your Speed Is" signs disappointed and upset.
• When driving on the highway, I eventually get bored enough to start playing the fascinating game "Is that roadkill, or just a piece of tire?"
• You can definitely tell when I've been driving based on how many of these entries revolve around cars and driving.