Have I Jumped The Shark Yet?

• Reasons you should be glad I don't have access to mad scientist technology:

• land-octopus minions are less fun for the people they play with
• while making my small friends temporarily NBA size is amusing, they tend to act a bit too much like Godzilla
• some people had friends who used to live in the Great Crater of New York
• although Punch Over IP technology has many uses, giving it to the rest of the internet was a poor decision, and I feel bad about your black eye
• a mechanical Tyrannosaurus is a poor choice of commuting vehicle for public safety reasons
• while scientifically testing my voodoo powers is a laudable project, choosing to do it by use of human sacrifice was regrettable

• Games that don't mix with stripping:

• jousting
• Russian roulette
• tossing the caber
• bull riding
• American football but with lawn darts instead of a ball

• Vehicles whose time has not yet come:

• rocket-powered pogo stick
• suborbital sedan
• tank couch
• intercontinental ballistic lawn chair
• shoes made of geese
• monorailgun
• teenager-propelled chariot (now with extra whipping action!)

• Vehicles whose time has long since passed never was:

• anything steampunk fans ever talk about