Assorted Thoughts 5: Slightly More Bitter Than Usual Edition

• Those who overuse steroids may be prone to roid-rage.  I am forced to assume that anyone overdosing on psychoanalysis is a potential victim of Freud-rage.

• Words that probably mean nothing good is going to follow: "Let us assume, for the sake of argument, that not everything is your fault."

• People are unfairly prejudiced against the ideas that come to me in the bathroom.

• I'm really Jesus.  You just can't see the holes in my hands because I suffer from astigmatatism.

• I feel like seeing an autotuned opera would be an interesting experience.  Once.

• There is no possible happy ending to a sentence starting "The internet told me that I could…"

• It is a bad idea to assume that any given goat is tame.

• If someone tells you that it can't be that bad, they are lying.  Especially in the case of asparagus.

• Idea for a women's t-shirt: two outlined handprints on the, um, chest area with the caption "Official TSA Training Dummy."

• I'm sure it says nothing positive about me that I prefer the taste of Mountain Dew: High-Fructose Corn Syrup Edition to the Mountain Dew Throwback made with real sugar.

• Completionist whores + TV Tropes = worst BEST idea ever

• Cannibalism: Fun for the whole family!

• Words needing to be used more often:
• Rampant
• Scurrilous
• Gristly
• No
• Idea: ruin Chik-Fil-A corporate luncheons by sending hang-gliding cows through the windows, then see if the ad campaigns they use change.