The Wade Files: 2010

But wait, there's more!

I'm a goose.

I'M A GOOOOOSE!

I'LL SHIT ON YOUR LAWN!

I'M A GOOOOOOOOOSE!

• Playing Six Degrees of Wikipedia Hitler. Started with "Tentacle erotica", and got to Hitler with just two clicks. Oh yeah.
• Let's go on a date. You, me, and seven opossums. Oh, and a carton of vegetable oil.
• So if I drag you off your horse and demand your GP or your HP, do I get XP?
• It may not be disturbing to bone a halflingette, but it's sure disturbing to hear it phrased like that.
• I TROLL J0000000000
• I want to put together a series of educational books for today's youth. To reach them, I plan to combine classic children's literature with bad rap. My first offering will be entitled "Ice Ice Babar."
• I also have an idea for a movie about time-traveling dickgirls. I'm going to call it "Back to the Futa."
• I am a nonconformist, so instead of saying "hai" I will say ASGALAGLBLEEEEEN.

CRABSMURF IS WATCHING YOU
CRABSMURF IS WATCHING YOU
CRABSMURF IS WATCHING YOU
CRABSMURF IS WATCHING YOU
CRABSMURF IS WATCHING YOU
CRABSMURF IS WATCHING YOU

• Troll tattoo:

"KICK ASS, TAKE NAMES, WRITE FLAMES."

 Not necessarily in that order.
• HAAAAIIII. HAAAAAAIII.
  I will wave my stubby limbs at you.
• Proposal for a porno flick:
 "Oktoberfist."
• Also, if I ever own a place that has a parking lot, I'm going to put up big signs saying "Clueless Pedestrians Are Fair Game."
• This is the sound of me gnawing on your elbow.
• I want to get a job producing cheap knockoff games for the sole purpose of creating "Calamari Damacy."
• Let us never mix mini-golf and buttsecks, because I don't think the world is ready for "Putt Putt in the Butt."
• You should start a winery. Call it Rogue Wines, and produce Cabernet 
Stabignon.
• I really wish Dr. Seuss had been a writer for a local TV news station. I want lead-ins like "Chicks with dicks! Can they turn tricks? News tonight, at six!"
• "Yo momma has so many character flaws, she could give an entire village bonus feats."