Slightly Vandalistic Edits

Some things are made better by addition.

• Add [citation needed] stickers to packages of Airborne's claims of efficacy.  When confronted, point out that they themselves state "These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease."  Clearly, you're just helping to draw attention to the phrasing on the box.
• Inside the front covers of the hysteria/propaganda books produced by luminaries like Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck, slap stickers reading Bullshit - Ten Points From Slytherin.
• Any books promoting a lack of vaccination earn a Caution: Your Children Will Die warning label.  Though not FDA-mandated, it should be.
• Adult toys being sold with a "For Novelty Use Only" label need an addendum of ... assuming you're in a state run by the Puritans.
• IRL products involving or promoting lolcats or other infantile memes get gb2intarwebs plastered across them.
• Stickers with the phrase That's Not Science have entirely too many applications in today's society.