Saturday, February 5, 2011

Lists of the Extraneous Variety

Best possible vanity plates for a car:
  1. ADMAKBR

  2. GOA TZE

  3. EWOKH8R
  4. ITROLLU

  5. LOLWUT

  6. FLCNPNC

  7. OMNOM
  8. 133735T

  9. LUVBIEB

  10. COQDNKY

  11. WTFHAX

  12. HALOPRO
  13. IWSPHON
  14. BBGTBAK
Animals that would be more awesome if they existed in "dire" versions:
  1. Dire Opossum

  2. Dire Budgerigar

  3. Dire Lobster
  4. Direr Badger

  5. Dire Peasant

  6. Dire Narwhal

  7. Dire Panda
  8. Dire Flea
  9. Dire Gerbil

  10. Dire Slow Loris
  11. Dire Octopus
Best possible golems not made of foreskins:
  1. Recursive golem: a golem made of smaller golems
  2. Marshmallow golem

  3. Lard golem

  4. Dire badger golem

  5. Marijuana golem

  6. Shoelace golem

  7. Katamari golem

  8. Beard golem
  9. Shark golem
  10. Jesus golem
  11. Flan golem
  12. Edward Golem
Most awesome names of West Coast fish:
  1. Sarcastic fringehead
  2. Monkeyface prickleback 
  3. Purple brotula
  4. Beardless spearnose poacher
  5. California tonguefish
  6. Giant wrymouth
  7. Fangtooth
  8. Red Irish Lord sculpin
  9. Popeye grenadier
  10. Warty poacher
  11. Spotted ratfish

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