Lists of the Extraneous Variety

Best possible vanity plates for a car:

1. ADMAKBR

2. GOA TZE

3. EWOKH8R
4. ITROLLU

5. LOLWUT

6. FLCNPNC

7. OMNOM
8. 133735T

9. LUVBIEB

10. COQDNKY

11. WTFHAX

12. HALOPRO
13. IWSPHON
14. BBGTBAK

Animals that would be more awesome if they existed in "dire" versions:

1. Dire Opossum

2. Dire Budgerigar

3. Dire Lobster
4. Direr Badger

5. Dire Peasant

6. Dire Narwhal

7. Dire Panda
8. Dire Flea
9. Dire Gerbil

10. Dire Slow Loris
11. Dire Octopus

Best possible golems not made of foreskins:

1. Recursive golem: a golem made of smaller golems
2. Marshmallow golem

3. Lard golem

4. Dire badger golem

5. Marijuana golem

6. Shoelace golem

7. Katamari golem

8. Beard golem
9. Shark golem
10. Jesus golem
11. Flan golem
12. Edward Golem

Most awesome names of West Coast fish:

1. Sarcastic fringehead
2. Monkeyface prickleback 
3. Purple brotula
4. Beardless spearnose poacher
5. California tonguefish
6. Giant wrymouth
7. Fangtooth
8. Red Irish Lord sculpin
9. Popeye grenadier
10. Warty poacher
11. Spotted ratfish