Assorted Thoughts, Yes Indeed

• If the Pope gets a tumor, is it a Holy Mass?

• "Quantum entanglement" sounds like a good reason to use "it's complicated" as a Facebook relationship status.

• When filling out the application for the apartment I now reside in, I was asked about my "reason for leaving previous residence."  I wrote "Leaving home to seek my fortune."

• Speaking of that apartment, I was amused to note that before I was allowed to move in, I had to sign off on a form promising I wouldn't grow pot in the apartment.

• I have a twisted sort of relationship with used bookstores.  They hit my wallet because I love them.

• Peaceful coexistence becomes impossible when ants start consuming my cookies.

• You say "persistent vegetative state" like it's a bad thing.  Isn't that basically what the Buddha spent so long in to obtain enlightenment?

• So many people are concerned with what they think is the One True Faith.  I feel like more people should be concerned with finding the One True Feta.  Not me, though.  I'm not all that fond of cheese.

• The One True Fate, though, we've got a good handle on.  That would be death.

• Voldemort Voldemort Voldemort Voldemort.  See, that wasn't so bad, was it?